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by Jack Fertig

Forecast for may 12 - 26, 2008

Aries — Find some space where you can speak and act on first impulse. It’s going to happen, so get it out of your system safely. Otherwise, be very careful to think about whatever you do and say. Staying out of trouble won’t be easy!

Taurus — What seems an absolute necessity for the home may prove to be a foolish impulse purchase. If you must spend the money, at least hold on to the receipts for a week or two. Financial discussions with family are likely to start arguments.

Gemini — Everybody is being dangerously outspoken, and the planets are boosting your head start. Playful banter is likely to come off sharper than intended. Do your very best to keep it light, friendly and constructive.

Cancer — Worries about money are exaggerated. Find a quiet, meditative space far from any cash registers, and make a list of your life’s priorities and values. You will edit and revise like crazy. Don’t let that throw you. The revisions are part of the point.

Leo — Efforts to dazzle your friends may go overboard, with all the insanity of an I Love Lucy episode. Offer suggestions, run errands and be helpful in small ways that burn lots of energy. Think ahead, step by step, before taking any initiative.

Virgo — Any conversation, especially efforts to get noticed in your work, will reveal more than you intended. Be clever and discreet, and others’ secrets may open to you. Clean out your workspace and storage areas. Be especially mindful of potential fire hazards.

Libra — You can hardly avoid arguments. Stay focused on learning the truth, not insisting that you already own it. New perspectives and information can be very stimulating. There’s a lot to learn. Try to take it in slowly and carefully.

Scorpio — Everyone knows that Scorpios, in general, are amazing lovers. Your own personal details may leak, perhaps upsetting your public reputation, but enhancing your rep in darker quarters. Admit nothing and deny nothing—just smile and say, “Oh, is that what you heard?”

Sagittarius — Sure, you know better, darling, you always do! But your relationships, primary and otherwise, will last longer and be much happier if you listen and consider what they say. You may even learn something!

Capricorn — Accidents are more and more likely to be serious. Pushing yourself too hard is the surest route to trouble. A relaxed, alert attitude is the best preventative. Also, be on guard against verbal slips that reveal too much about your sex life!

Aquarius — There is such a thing as too much fun. You and your partner (or playmate) will probably disagree on where to draw that line. This requires discussion that’s as serious as the relationship. If the relationship’s not serious, finding another playmate should be easy.

Pisces — It looks and feels like it’s past time for some serious housecleaning. Approach the tasks at hand carefully and methodically. Getting half of it done well is better than zipping through and then realizing you’ve made a horrible mistake!

Jack Fertig is a professional astrologer since 1977 living in San Francisco, but traveling often. He can be reached for consultations at (415) 864-8302, through his website at www.starjack.com and by e-mail at QScopes@qsyndicate.com.

 
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