MONDAY

Candis Cayne
Music and comedy the dirty, sexy way. Abbey

Convicted Karaoke
Sing, play pool and watch Monday-night sports. Club Fuel

Karaoke with Kenny
Cheap frozen margaritas and tone-deaf performers. MJ’s

Metro Mondayz
Electro, new wave and rock, with live performances. Fubar

Monday Mayhem
Happy hour, Silver Lake–style. Eagle L.A.

Musical Mondays
Current and old school musical theater video clips. Eleven

Mustache Mondays
Great DJs and performances. No facial hair required. La Cita

Rocksteady Lounge
NorCal ska, reggae, punk and rockabilly. Akbar

The Sassy Show
A drag revue with weekly special guests. Here Lounge

Showgirls
Jackie Beat hosts an always entertaining drag revue. Micky’s

Starlette Revue
Jewels hosts zany drag show at 10pm, no cover. Hamburger Mary’s, Long Beach 18+

TUESDAY

Boys Night Out
Hot Latin night. Circus Disco

Dreamgirls Revue
The only place to watch the best drag performers in town. Rage

Drunk on Stage
Comedy and music, hosted by Bruce Daniels and Erin Foley. Akbar

Heavy Equipment
Drink beer and listen to classic ’70s rock and ’80s metal. Eagle L.A.

Karaoke Tuesday
Cheap drinks and a “no ballads” rule. Fubar

Knightlife
Gay it up in a luxurious straight hangout. Winston’s

Rimjob
The filthiest night in L.A., complete with fetish and bondage shows. MJ’s.

Rumors
Dance contest for $300. Josh Peace spins. Micky’s 18+

Wildness Performances
Dancing and debauchery with Total Freedom. Silver Platter

WEDNESDAY

Caliente
Latin night with cheap Corona and Tecate. MJ’s

Club Metro
A night of hip hop, R&B and reggaeton for the urban crowd. Ultra Suede

Club Moscow
Hollywood’s hottest night for indie rock and ’80s punk. Boardner’s

Craft Night
Feeling crafty? A different project every week. Akbar

Fast Times
Your favorite ‘80s tunes and $4 pitchers of beer. Eagle L.A.

Fuego
The place to come for the best Latin music and club hits. Rage

Garage
Dirty dancers and $5 open bar til midnight. Here Lounge

Hot Rod
The sleaziest party in WeHo, 2-for-1 til midnight. Micky’s

Inferno
Drink specials and the hottest hip-hop and club beats. Cobra

Labor Party
Take part in the Revolution with the week’s cheapest drinks. Faultline

Legendary
Bingo Games start at 7 and 9. Hamburger Mary’s, WeHo

Politically Erect
Cheap beer specials and TV-watching on the hump night. Faultline

THURSDAY

Big Fat Dick
Trashy music, sexy guys and the infamous photo competition. Fubar

Club Heat
Josh Peace spins hip-hop, reggaeton and Latin dance music. Arena

Club Nur
The Middle East and some of its prettiest fans find their way to WeHo. Eleven

Cocktails With the Stars
WeHo’s longest running porn show. Micky’s

The Cover Up
Nothing but cover tunes. Bring your own iPod and help DJ. Stinkers.

Dirty Dirty House
Club DJ Tony Powell earns his night’s name. Akbar

Drrrama!!
The drrrama queens breathe new life into WeHo. The Standard Hotel

Goddess
Night Free for ladies before midnight, with a surprise show. Cobra

Jock Strap
Body builders, oil wrestlers and sexy bartenders. Ultrasuede

Pan Dulce
Boys, booze, food and musica. Two levels of entertainment. Micky’s

Panty Raid
A night for the girls with recession busting drink specials. Here Lounge

Platinum
Unusually sophisticated night for ladies. East West

Smack
Come and stand around with some of the hottest guys in town. O-Bar

Thirsty
House music and super cheap drink specials. Trunks

Tigerheat
Where all the cute young boys go to dance the night away. Avalon Hollywood 18+

Undy Nite
Pants check, specials on Absolut and quarter pool. Faultline

Wet Shorts Contest
A raunchy contest for fetish-scene lovers. Eagle L.A.

FRIDAY

BLUF
The breeches and leather-uniform fan club, every second Friday. Eagle L.A

Boy Bar
Club Lucky brings the Hot Bod Contest and more. Hamburger Mary’s, Long Beach 18+

Boytrade
Hip-hop and drink specials all night long. Dragonfly

Dance Bitch
Billy Francesca tells you what to do, and you do it. Fubar

Fresh Fridays
World-class DJs come to WeHo for a breath of fresh air. Eleven

Fresh Meat Fridays
Step inside for a raunchy show. $5 drinks. MJ’s

Gear
Leather, uniforms, rubber and fetish wear, every third Friday. Eagle L.A.

Game Boi
Pop music, hip hop and music videos. Rage 18+

Girl Bar
Hot music and even hotter women. Ultra Suede

Popstarz
Come for some of the best dancing in town. The Factory

Rub Out
A night for those who love latex, every fourth Friday. Eagle L.A.

Shits & Giggles
Drink, dance and listen to old disco tracks. Regular performances. 3100 Club

Truck Stop
Gals do it Coyote Ugly–style. Here Lounge

SATURDAY

Bootie L.A.
The best bootleg pop tracks. First Saturday of every month. Echoplex

Cherry Pop
Pop music brings hot guys out to dance. 2nd Sat. Super Cherry Pop, 3rd Sat. Cherry Boom. Ultrasuede

Friction
DJs from around the country spin circuit party dance tracks. MJ’s

Furr Trade
A night for the larger, hairier among us. Faultline

Industry
A porn-packed night with ten nearly naked gay porn stars every week. Eleven

Meat Rack
Hot throbbing studs for a filthier clientele, every other Saturday. Eagle L.A.

Red
Go-gos galore and sugary sweet pop music. Here Lounge

Red Light
Hot go-go dancers, great music and a randy crowd. Fubar

Rough House
Bartenders shake what they’ve got on the bar. Eleven

Star F*kr
Local and imported DJ talent, with hot boys and go-gos. Rage

SUNDAY

Anthem
High energy diva anthems and all-night drink specials. Rage

Ballin’
A night for those looking for thug love. Fubar

Bears in Space
Who knew that bears love disco? Every second Sunday. Akbar

Beer Bust
Bears and otters drink super cheap draft beer from 2-8 p.m. Faultline

Crisco Disco
Black disco, classics, funk and house. And hot dogs. Roosterfish

Decade
Music from the ‘80s, ‘90s and today. $5 margs and $4 draft beer. Micky’s

Drag
Belle Aire hosts a night of drinks, food and fun. Hamburger Mary’s, WeHo

Full Frontal
The closest thing to a ‘70s dance party—plan your outfit well. Grand Star Jazz Club

Salvation
Go-go dancers, giveaways and hot dance music. Eleven

Size
Great drink specials and some of the hottest guys in town. Here Lounge