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You stick it into your mouth everyday; it strokes your tongue, it brushes against your teeth—shouldn’t you be absolutely sure it’s clean? Sanitize it. Your toothbrush silly! That toothbrush is a haven for germs and a breeding ground for bacteria. Zapi contains a germicidal UV bulb that the company says eliminates 99.9 percent of germs. It’s design-y and cute too! See for yourself at violight.com.

Every year, the national influence of the queer community continues to grow. The Human Rights Campaign has released its annual corporate equality index for 2009 recognizing the companies that not only acknowledge our community, but also ensure equal and fair treatment of its LGBT employees. Look for your next employer at hrc.org/cei.

Sometimes you just can’t make time for the gym; should you be five abs short of a six-pack for it? We say no. Sculpt your abs in minutes without even breaking a sweat. Impossible you say? Not with it Cosmetics Abs in a Box! Highlight and shade your way to a fierce-looking gut. Visit itcosmetics.com for the skinny—er, details.

We weren’t all born with that gay gene—the one that allows you to see the world in complimentary, contrasting and tertiary colors, to envision textures and forms. For the decoratively challenged comes E-Z Decorator—create fabulous deign illustrations, layouts and floor plans in minutes. Ezdecorator.com awaits your every design desire.

Natural blonds: It’s even harder to tell nowadays with Blonde betty. Now the carpet can match the drapes with this hair dye specially formulated for the “hair down there.” Start having more fun at bettybeauty.com.

—JOCELYN LOREN