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While we can't think of anything scarier than having Ann Coulter in our home, we have to admit we kind of love the Ban Coulter Toilet Paper available at www.piehole.net. If only it was as easy to wipe out the real deal.

Opening a camp is no longer only in her dreams as Deborah Gibson has just announced the creation of Camp Electric Youth, a performing arts summer camp for children ages 7-17. Auditions for the camp, as well as a chance to compete for scholarships will be held Sun., April 6 at Howard Fine's Acting Studio in Hollywood. For more information, visit www.totalpopstar.com.

Bring on the booze for heaven’s sake! Fans of the new fruity fusion craze will love Saké2me, a new premium sparkling saké drink that combines such exotic flavors as Ginger-Mango, Yuzu Citrus, Asian Pear, and Green Tea. Four packs are available for $14.99 at www.sake2me.com.

After five successful years, Showtime has just announced The L Word has been renewed for a sixth and final season. While we're sad to hear the show is ending, as the final eight episodes are set to go in to production for an early 2009 premiere, we hear there is a chance it won't be the last we'll see of the gals we've grown to love.

iPod enthusiasts can't help but have a ball when using the colorful 2.1 stereo Orb docking station. Featuring a 10 key remote that enables users to navigate playlists from a distance, the 8-inch diameter Orb is perfect for both home and office. Available for $129.95 at www.mstation.com.

—LENORA CLAIRE