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Beverly Hills cosmetic surgeon Dr. Fardad Forouzanpour has just given us all another reason to smile by introducing his latest treatment, a painless seven-minute whitening procedure that utilizes ultraviolet light instead of laser. For more information, visit www.perfectself.com.

We can't think of a better way to feature your banana before getting into a little monkey business or show off your majestic bald eagle than by sporting a pair of undies from the brand new Jungle Fever collection from Ginch Gonch. Available for $27 at www.ginchgonch.com.

We just got word that Jason Lavitt's massively popular 18+ club Tigerheat has moved to Avalon Hollywood. 21+ guests at the newly remodeled venue should make sure to check out the Heaven Lounge that features complimentary vodka from 9:30-10:30. For more information, visit www.avalonhollywood.com.

Help another gay while you shop eBay. You can now support GLASS Youth & Family Services by using the new yahoo-powered search engine www.goodsearch.com which donates half it's advertising revenue to the charity of your choice. Having partnered with hundreds of stores including Amazon, Target, and Barnes and Noble, you now have all the excuse you need to keep up the bidding war for that vintage Cher doll.

Talk about stopping traffic, on Fri., Mar. 14 famed diamond roach-broach designer Jared Gold is set to debut Czarina, his latest collection at Union Station. Promising to be the most outrageous event at L.A. fashion week, Amtrak will be holding trains during the duration of the show in anticipation of the 3,000 guest spectacle. For more information, visit www.blackchandelier.com.